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These are some lies we made up about Carnegie.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was seen drifting down on Cedar Creek at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object emerged reading a book in Crowder Lake State Park near the park headquarters.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was observed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Carnegie.
A very large jerboa was made out in a Carnegie secondary school at the stroke of midnight walking the hallways.
A scary skeleton has repeatedly been seen in a residence in the vicinity of Carnegie.
Genghis Khan is regularly noticed trying to locate a map beneath a parked vehicle in a Carnegie parking lot before dawn.
A man that turned into a vampire has supposedly been perceived on several occasions contemplating after midnight on a park bench in Carnegie.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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