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These are some lies we made up about Carmen.
A female with a fairly translucent body was made out looking through home windows in Carmen at the stroke of midnight. The ghost talked about revenging a murder. Folks here allege that this spirit may very well be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Carmen.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has often been noticed at Big Timber Lakes East Dam before dawn shouting.
An enormous raccoon is frequently witnessed floating along on Sand Creek around midnight.
A space invader from another solar system has been perceived on a few occasions browsing through trash container on a Carmen residential street.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in soldier's attire may be noticed frequently pondering in Great Salt Plains State Park quite near the ranger station. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to reside here in Carmen.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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