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These are some lies we made up about Canute.
An ET from planet Venus can be observed often munching on a hotdog at Clinton Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from outer space has occasionally been distinguished at Monument Creek at midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the current.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire is every so often noticed trying on clothes in a Canute mobile home.
A gigantic civet is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions crawling out of a storm drain on a Canute residential street late at night.
A Pterodactyl can from time to time be perceived musicalizing on a flute in a Canute trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Canute
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Ghost Sightings From Canute
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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