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These are some lies we made up about Canton.
The ghost of a steel-miner may now and then be made out obliterating a map in the center of Minnehaha Creek.
A space invader was made out at Canton Dam around midnight looking at the landscape.
An enormous jaguar was witnessed in Big Bend Recreation Area at night concealing a cadaver by a big boulder.
An martian explorer from outer space materialized discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was nearby.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was witnessed walking a Rottweiler late in the night on a dark Canton avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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