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These are some lies we made up about Caney.
A very large hedgehog may regularly be distinguished at Nickles Lake Dam on a dark night shouting names of people.
The ghost of a severely burned lady may be noticed over and over again turning toward the eye witness by Big Branch. One of the local residents confidently argues that this spirit may perhaps be a famous yesteryear native of Caney.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been noticed in a Caney area store, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of a train driver is from time to time observed down by Bachelor Springs in the early morning hours heaving pieces of wood.
A woman lacking a head has supposedly been made out on several occasions staring at the vista from the apex of Buffalo Head late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Caney
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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