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These are some lies we made up about Canadian.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is frequently spotted looking at people in a Canadian residence through a door crack.
A very large iguana has been observed on numerous occasions in Arrowhead State Park around midnight shouting at the onlooker to beat it.
The phantom of a guy clad as a store clerk can be seen frequently after midnight floating down Gibson Creek. People here who have witnessed this spirit allege this spirit may very well be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Canadian. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic phantom that should be avoided.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has occasionally been seen staring at the water by Crowder Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a police uniform is sometimes perceived trying to flag down cars by the side of a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Canadian. Locals claim that this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Canadian. In any event, it's a chilling phantom that is rather not interrupted.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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