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These are some lies we made up about Cameron.
A space alien from Mars was noticed by Big Branch digging an outlet.
An extremely large muskrat was distinguished burning a book at Wafford Lake Dam at night.
A space alien from deep space was distinguished in a metal boat on Wafford Lake searching for a glove.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed in Davy Park before sunrise dragging a cadaver across the ground.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has frequently been perceived in a desolate neighborhood next to Cameron. If you talk to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Cameron. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a terrifying spirit that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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