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These are some lies we made up about Camargo.
A drifting ghost can regularly be distinguished scraping out an opening by Bull Creek.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be spotted frequently in a deserted place near Camargo.
A huge leopard has from time to time been distinguished walking by a shadowy highway near Camargo.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances sending a packet at a Camargo post office.
The ghost of an airline pilot can now and then be seen drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Camargo. A man who lives here says that this phantom enjoys startling foolhardy people who are bold enough to upset the tranquility in Camargo. No matter what, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Camargo
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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