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These are some lies we made up about Calvin.
An ET from another world has allegedly been observed on many instances flinging rocks into the flow at Big Sandy Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader can now and then be witnessed at Earl Boyd Dam after midnight looking at the vista.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg chopped off has regularly been seen performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Calvin flat.
The phantom of a gentleman gripping a blood-covered axe is often noticed in a mirror in a Calvin home; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror. A local woman alleges that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Calvin in the past. Anyhow, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is known to have been observed on several occasions trying to find a picture beside a parked car in a Calvin parking lot before sunrise. In any event, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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