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These are some lies we made up about Calera.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer showed up waving to cars in the middle of a dark road in the vicinity of Calera.
A female with a partially see-through body was witnessed looking at the water by Edwards Lake Dam very late at night. The ghost saluted the watcher.
A massive warthog has repeatedly been noticed gulping fuel from a gas pump at a gas station in Calera.
An martian traveler from the cosmos is frequently witnessed talking into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
A very large lamb is known to have been made out on many occasions by Chuckwa Creek scraping out a gap.
The phantom of a man having on a law enforcement outfit can repeatedly be made out walking a Poodle on a dark night on a dark Calera residential street. Several folks argue this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Calera. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't
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go seeking.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a big gray mustache may be noticed often staring through residence windows in Calera at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Calera
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Ghost Sightings From Calera
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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