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These are some lies we made up about Cache.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was witnessed gazing in Craterville Park at midnight.
Archimedes emerged attempting to articulate something up on Arapaho Point.
A space alien from planet Mercury was seen flashing a light down beside Hackney Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A female with a fairly see-through body was noticed frightening folks in the middle of Cow Creek. Several sightings of this ghost have been reported.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is regularly witnessed watching movies in a Cache living room around midnight.
A colossal leopard has been distinguished on a small number of instances crying out names in Dog Run Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be witnessed frequently before dawn soaring over Forty Foot Hole.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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