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These are some lies we made up about Byars.
A giant fish may once in a while be witnessed looking at the water by Byars Lake Dam before dawn.
A space man has repeatedly been observed smoking a pipe mid stream in Canadian Sandy Creek.
A guy's body with the head of a bear is often noticed in a trailer right next door to Byars.
A womanly person has been noticed on frequent instances trying to find a picture under a parked truck in a Byars parking lot at midnight. Locals claim that this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Byars many years ago. Whatever folks state, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer may frequently be witnessed in a Byars area store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Byars
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Ghost Sightings From Byars
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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