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These are some lies we made up about Butler.
An extremely large ground hog came into sight mid stream in Crooked Creek chucking chunks of concrete.
An extraterrestrial was noticed excavating a crater down next to the water at Cheyenne Point.
An martian vacationer from another world was seen taking pleasure in the panorama at Adams Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is repeatedly observed in Foss State Park right by the park headquarters demolishing a hat.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions seeking a bag in Foss State Park after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Butler
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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