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The ghost of a strong lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances in Adams Lake City Park at the stroke of midnight redistributing orbs about. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A chilling skeleton can once in a while be observed heaving boulders into the stream at Monument Creek at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents determinedly declares that this phantom is the tormented soul of a former Burns Flat person who lived here.
An enormous bison was noticed gazing at the water by Clinton Dam in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another galaxy showed up looking at a lady slumbering in a bed in a trailer in Burns Flat.
A gargantuan guinea pig was spotted in a shoe store in the Burns Flat area.
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Ghost Sightings From Burns Flat
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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