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A gigantic ape may be made out over and over again floating along on Bone Creek in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has occasionally been seen by Tyas Bend looking terrifying.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos is sometimes observed turning toward the onlooker in Blue Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A centaur can sometimes be seen by Gobbler Lake looking furiously at the observer.
A womanly figure was noticed on the peak of Eastman Hills late at night gazing at the sight. When noticed the spirit came up to the onlooker who then ran off. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Burneyville a long time ago.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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