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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
A gigantic zebra can repeatedly be observed by Little Driftwood Creek pointing at the witness.
A space invader from another world can be observed time and again walking alongside a shadowy road near Burlington.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a woman has every so often been witnessed going wild outside the entrance to Great Salt Plains State Park. If you listen to what the residents argue, this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the calm in Burlington.
The ghost of a destitute man is from time to time made out mailing a packet at a Burlington post office. A lot of residents declare this phantom likes scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Burlington.
A terrifying beast is known to have been seen on a small number of instances glugging down unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Burlington. Folks here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Burlington many years ago. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that should be avoided.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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