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These are some lies we made up about Bunch.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big gray beard can frequently be seen on a dark night looking over Beevale Flat.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head has once in a while been seen appearing menacing in Buzzard Hollow late in the night. Whatever people state, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
The alien crew member of a UFO is from time to time witnessed at Beaver Branch after midnight heaving rocks into the stream.
A colossal ewe has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in Cookson Hills State Game Refuge in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling at the witness to beat it.
A large scary monster may every now and then be witnessed on the summit of Beaver Mountain at midnight glancing at the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Bunch
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Ghost Sightings From Bunch
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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