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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is occasionally observed browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Buffalo residence on a dark night.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has supposedly been perceived on several instances enjoying the view at Glen Lake Dam before dawn.
A shape with a skeleton face in gloomy robes has repeatedly been seen sitting at a coffee table in a Buffalo apartment. In any case, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that is preferably not messed with.
Genghis Khan is often seen looking at people in a Buffalo mobile home through a door crack.
A space invader from planet Mercury has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances going mad in Alabaster Caverns State Park at the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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