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These are some lies we made up about Bromide.
The spirit of a pregnant female has often been made out drifting down Houghtubby Branch around midnight. Residents here who have witnessed this phantom argue this phantom likes frightening foolish people who come trying to locate phantoms in Bromide.
A decapitated gentleman is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances down beside Deadman Spring around midnight smoking a pipe. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet before sunrise.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship may often be distinguished struggling out of a drain hole on a Bromide avenue in the early morning hours.
An alien voyager from another planet has from time to time been distinguished seeking a man at Lake Ream Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform is every so often observed crying up on the apex of Biscuit Knob.
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Ghost Sightings From Bromide
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Ghost Sightings From Bromide
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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