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These are some lies we made up about Broken Bow.
A space invader from another planet has purportedly been made out on a few occasions at a public phone in Broken Bow using the telephone.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out seeking a woman by the side of a wild road near Broken Bow after midnight.
A black cat that shifted shape into a female was spotted in Coon Creek gripping a human cranium. The bystander was terrified and ran off. One of the locals confidently argues that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Broken Bow some time ago.
A colossal springbok showed up at Broken Bow City Dam at the stroke of midnight howling.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space was seen gazing at Twin Springs in the early morning hours.
Issac Newton was seen in Little River National Wildlife Area very late at night attempting to capture something.
A space man from planet Mercury is regularly noticed up on Horseshoe Mountain
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flashing a lantern.
A space invader from space has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions hanging out in a deserted home in Broken Bow.
A giant whale may regularly be made out standing by a secluded road close to Broken Bow.
A space alien can be seen often being carried by a low rider on a gloomy highway outside
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Broken Bow.
The ghost of a youthful lady outfitted as a house keeper has from time to time been made out in a building in Broken Bow.
An martian tourist from another planet is every now and then spotted staggering by a secluded road close to Broken Bow.
A very large wolverine is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions showing up in a closet mirror.
A gigantic impala may every now and then be perceived relaxing on a sofa in an apartment right next door to Broken Bow.
A space man from outer space is repeatedly witnessed after midnight sprinting after a passing Chevy on a murky road next to Broken Bow.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions trimming bushes in the side garden of a flat in Broken Bow.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can often be spotted seated on the floor in a home in Broken Bow.
A space man can be witnessed repeatedly verbalizing into the air beside a streetlight in Broken Bow.
The alien crew member of an
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extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been noticed strolling from house to house around midnight on a Broken Bow residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Broken Bow
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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