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These are some lies we made up about Broken Arrow.
An alien may often be seen trying on socks in a Broken Arrow residence.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be made out frequently snooping in mailboxes late at night in Broken Arrow.
A massive musk deer has sometimes been spotted throwing rocks into the water at Hailkey Creek around midnight.
A huge vicuna is occasionally made out annihilating a picture in Bowman Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Mercury has supposedly been spotted on several occasions performing a song on a flute in a Broken Arrow building.
An alien from the cosmos can sometimes be distinguished up on Twin Hills seeking a shoe.
An Allosaurus has repeatedly been noticed in a Broken Arrow secondary school at the stroke of midnight staggering the corridors.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often perceived in a mirror in a Broken Arrow mobile home; the ghost was only noticeable
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in the mirror.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions speaking into the night in Lake Keystone State Park by the ranger station.
An enormous kid may be perceived often in a mobile home near Broken Arrow.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a long white
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beard has sometimes been witnessed in a Broken Arrow area shoe store, walking the aisles. It's been argued that this specific ghost may perhaps be a well-known days gone by dweller of Broken Arrow. In any event, this is an unsympathetic phantom that is preferably not upset.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head is from time to time made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Broken Arrow home shouting. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to live here in Broken Arrow. No matter what, it sure is a scary ghost that you do not want to meet before sunrise.
An ET from planet Venus has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions pacing through a house in Broken Arrow.
A space man from another galaxy can from time to time be noticed walking through a house in the neighborhood of Broken Arrow.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed in a phone booth in Broken Arrow making a phone call.
A colossal toad showed up startling people down a secluded
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highway near Broken Arrow after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Broken Arrow
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Ghost Sightings From Broken Arrow
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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