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These are some lies we made up about Bristow.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived shouting at the witness to stay away beside a lamppost in Bristow.
Rapunzel has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances looking at the water by Lake Massena Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant has frequently been observed in Klinger Smith Park before sunrise mounding pebbles.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is repeatedly witnessed drifting down Catfish Creek late in the night.
A giant kinkajou has been witnessed on a few instances before dawn looking over Wildhorse Prairie.
The spirit of an old Indian chief may regularly be observed wandering from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bristow residential road. In any event, this is an unfriendly spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into at midnight.
An ET from planet Jupiter may be noticed very often browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of
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a Bristow trailer before sunrise.
Marco Polo has sometimes been seen relaxing at the dining table in a Bristow residence.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady is from time to time perceived reading a book quite near the entrance to Lake Keystone State Park. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise
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people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Bristow.
A gigantic elk has allegedly been observed on one or two instances gazing at folks in a Bristow flat through a window.
An ET from deep space can occasionally be spotted in a wild neighborhood close to Bristow.
The phantom of a young female clad as a maid was noticed trying to flag down cars down a shadowy road right next door to Bristow. The watcher got scared and ran away. One of the residents definitely asserts that this spirit likes frightening foolish folks who come trying to find spirits in Bristow.
The phantom of a down-and-out man emerged posting a packet at a Bristow post office. The spirit saluted the bystander. Regardless of what people say, it's a menacing ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic aoudad was made out verbalizing into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
Count Dracula materialized staring through apartment windows in Bristow on a dark night.
A creepy being was perceived
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watching television in a Bristow living room before dawn. The phantom was gobbled up by the thin air after being distinguished.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristow
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Ghost Sightings From Bristow
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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