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A wandering spirit is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions shouting people's names in the middle of Colbert Creek.
An extraterrestrial may from time to time be noticed watching cable in a Bradley living room at night.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly spotted going through garbage container on a Bradley avenue.
The spirit of a plane pilot can often be spotted on a Bradley residential road very late at night. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a sizeable axe can be observed repeatedly staring at a man sleeping on a couch in a flat in Bradley. If you talk to the locals, this ghost likes scaring unwise people who have the courage to upset the peace in Bradley.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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