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These are some lies we made up about Boynton.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster has every now and then been seen by Boynton Lake Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper is once in a while witnessed trying to locate a man by Cane Creek.
The spirit of a dispossessed gentleman has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions resting in an armchair in a house in Boynton.
The alien crew member of a UFO can every so often be distinguished howling next to a streetlight in Boynton.
An enormous tapir was noticed going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Boynton apartment late in the night.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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