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These are some lies we made up about Boswell.
The alien crew member of a UFO is frequently distinguished annihilating a map in Boswell State Park on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world may regularly be noticed glugging down blood from a mug by Edmond Slough.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his right hand may be witnessed very often devouring a steak by Beaverdam Creek.
The spirit of a flight attendant has every so often been perceived by Lake Newkirk Dam at night gazing at the water. Anyhow, it is unquestionably a menacing spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is now and then spotted riding on a donkey alongside a road next to Boswell.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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