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These are some lies we made up about Bokchito.
A giant llama has occasionally been observed hurling pebbles into the flow at Academy Creek at midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster is occasionally observed slurping water from Banty Spring late at night.
An enormous mandrill has allegedly been observed on a few occasions on the apex of Tenmile Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the vista.
A gargantuan fox may now and then be perceived digging an opening at Fowler Lake Dam at midnight.
A large scary monster has frequently been distinguished seated at the dining table in a Bokchito mobile home piling boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Bokchito
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Ghost Sightings From Bokchito
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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