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The phantom of a youthful woman drenched in blood is repeatedly perceived scrutinizing Adobe Draw in detail at midnight. It's been alleged that this precise spirit is the undead spirit of a former Boise City person who lived here. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions hurling pieces of wood in Black Mesa State Park at the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet may regularly be observed strolling by a deserted highway in close proximity to Boise City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may be observed time and again coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of an elderly witch has from time to time been spotted at the stroke of midnight running after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy road next to Boise City.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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