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A space alien from Venus has been spotted on numerous occasions by Dick Melendy Dam at night looking at the water.
A space alien from another world can regularly be made out next to the waterfront at Dick Melendy Reservoir speaking into the air.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been observed late in the night drifting down on Crow Creek.
An alien tourist from deep space is occasionally spotted grasping a human headbone up on the apex of Pheasant Hill.
A colossal chamois has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions in a building in Bluejacket.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluejacket
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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