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These are some lies we made up about Blanco.
A fluorescent human character can from time to time be spotted looking at the water by Bill Hopper Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to what the residents declare, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Blanco.
A space alien from deep space was seen hurling pebbles mid stream in Anderson Creek.
A gargantuan fish was distinguished on a dark night exploring Brush Narrows in detail.
A giant squirrel materialized in a sail boat on Brown Lake demolishing a glove.
A giant tiger was perceived on the summit of Coal Hill around midnight gazing at the sight.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanco
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Ghost Sightings From Blanco
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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