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These are some lies we made up about Blanchard.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her back is every so often witnessed by Bridge Creek contemplating. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be let alone.
A gigantic warthog has allegedly been spotted on many occasions in a mobile home in Blanchard.
A massive lynx may every so often be distinguished in a Blanchard flat.
Bigfoot has regularly been made out appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A lady with the head of a devil is repeatedly distinguished after midnight running after a passing Chevy on a shady road in the neighborhood of Blanchard. One of the local residents definitely says that this phantom is in all probability the struggling phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Blanchard. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of a man having half his head absent has allegedly been observed on several instances right by the entrance to Chickasaw National
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Recreation Area going mad. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Blanchard person who lived here.
The phantom of a young female sporting a blood-covered prom dress may be distinguished time and again gardening in the back yard of a trailer in Blanchard.
An ET has from
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time to time been distinguished by an old man camping at a campground in close proximity to Blanchard.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is sometimes distinguished resting in a chair in a mobile home in Blanchard.
A huge seal can once in a while be witnessed gulping blood from a container by a lamppost in Blanchard.
A large menacing dragon was spotted striding from flat to flat very late at night on a Blanchard road.
An alien from Mars showed up rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Blanchard apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless woman showed up resting at the kitchen counter in a Blanchard home. The ghost did not seem to be agonized by the viewers.
A very large bull was distinguished looking at folks in a Blanchard house through a window.
Julius Ceasar was seen in a wild zone outside Blanchard.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is regularly made out walking by the side of a gloomy road outside Blanchard.
A body with a skeleton face
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dressed in dark robes has been seen on several occasions mailing a package at a Blanchard post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanchard
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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