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These are some lies we made up about Blackwell.
A very large crow may from time to time be distinguished sitting at a table in a Blackwell apartment mounding rocks.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a confederate uniform was noticed in Legion Park very late at night covering a corpse by a large boulder. When the watcher appeared the ghost ran off. A local woman says that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Blackwell local resident.
The spirit of a shackled up gentleman appeared in the center of Bitter Creek trying to locate a map. The appearance of the watcher scared the ghost who then vanished. One thing's for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to encounter.
The Gingerbread Man appeared riding on a mule beside a road in close proximity to Blackwell.
A very large koala was noticed at City of Blackwell Dam late at night enjoying the view.
The ghost of a young-looking female covered in blood was seen staggering through
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a trailer close to Blackwell. The onlooker was frightened and ran away.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has regularly been observed at a public phone in Blackwell using the phone.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is frequently spotted trying to find a person beside a deserted highway in the vicinity of Blackwell in the early morning hours before
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sunrise.
An extremely large raccoon is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions being in a deserted house in Blackwell.
A space invader from another world may regularly be observed standing by a desolate highway close to Blackwell.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body may be distinguished over and over again mounted on a motorbike on a shady highway outside Blackwell. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Blackwell long ago. In any event, this is an unpleasant spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Bigfoot has occasionally been spotted in a Blackwell mobile home.
A colossal roebuck is now and then noticed showing up in a mirror.
A man having the head of a goblin has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions at midnight following a passing Ford on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Blackwell.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft may occasionally be spotted
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picking flowers in the front garden of a trailer in Blackwell.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackwell
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Ghost Sightings From Blackwell
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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