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These are some lies we made up about Bixby.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg sliced off is now and then witnessed going mad in the middle of Duck Creek. It's been alleged that this exact phantom might be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Bixby.
An extraterrestrial from space is known to have been observed on several occasions on the highest spot of Applegate Hill very late at night staring at the vista.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer may once in a while be distinguished in Skyline Park after midnight pulling a dead body across the dirt.
An alien explorer from deep space has often been distinguished at Skyline Park Dam very late at night destroying a book.
A Seismosaurus has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances hurling rocks into Skyline Lake around midnight.
A giant chimpanzee may repeatedly be witnessed riding on a mare in the middle of a road near Bixby.
The ghost of a guy gripping a blood-covered machete has from time to time been seen
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in a phone booth in Bixby making a telephone call. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Bixby. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a menacing spirit that should be shunned.
An extremely large peccary is now and then noticed
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striding through a Bixby vicinity graveyard.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions being in an empty house in Bixby.
The ghost of a terribly charred woman can sometimes be seen standing by a wild highway near Bixby.
A space man from space was witnessed seeking a person in Lake Keystone State Park right by the park headquarters.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship came into sight mounted on a Harley on a gloomy highway next to Bixby.
The ghost of a guy with words carved into his head was made out in a trailer in Bixby. This is one of those ghosts that is observed often in close proximity. Loads of local residents allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Bixby resident.
The ghost of an engine driver appeared in a Bixby house. The witness ran off after she spotted the phantom.
A lady devoid of a head was made out appearing in a restroom mirror. When the observer became visible the spirit fled.
The spirit of a young-looking
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female with a line around her neck was noticed resting in an armchair in a flat in close proximity to Bixby. The spirit spoke about avenging an assassination.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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