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These are some lies we made up about Binger.
A gigantic chinchilla is frequently noticed before sunrise exploring Devils Canyon in detail.
A gigantic yak has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances before sunrise drifting along Cedar Creek.
A very large koodoo can frequently be spotted staring in the middle of a deserted road in the vicinity of Binger at midnight.
A space alien from another solar system may be perceived over and over again spending time in a neglected building in Binger.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil carved into her forehead has now and then been made out standing by a deserted highway near Binger.
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Ghost Sightings From Binger
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Ghost Sightings From Binger
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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