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These are some lies we made up about Billings.
A space man from Mars has repeatedly been witnessed calling out names of people by Bunch Creek.
A partly translucent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a freight ship has allegedly been made out on numerous instances in a Billings secondary school around midnight striding the corridors.
A Velociraptor may often be spotted in a house close to Billings.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has once in a while been spotted in a Billings area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is known to have been noticed on a few occasions digging a gap at night on a sidewalk in Billings.
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Ghost Sightings From Billings
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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