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These are some lies we made up about Bethel.
Little Red Riding Hood has often been perceived up on the pinnacle of High Peak frightening people.
An extraterrestrial from space is regularly observed trying to find a glove by a parked VW in a Bethel parking lot before dawn.
A space invader has been spotted on one or two occasions dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Beeman Creek on a dark night.
A gigantic puma may regularly be made out in a Bethel area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
A massive aardvark can be made out often looking irritably at the witness after midnight by a road sign in Bethel.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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