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These are some lies we made up about Bethany.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is regularly perceived on the shore of Lake Overholser verbalizing into the air.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has allegedly been perceived on many occasions trying to find somebody by Campbell Creek.
A gargantuan lynx can frequently be seen watching shows in a Bethany living room at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic eland can be distinguished frequently going through trash container on a Bethany residential road.
A man having a sword in his head is from time to time made out at Blue Stem Dam before dawn enjoying the scenery. Any which way, it is certainly a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A massive roebuck is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances shining a lamp in Airport Heights Park after midnight.
An ET from deep space may now and then be noticed on a Bethany road after midnight.
A massive boar is regularly made out hovering in the air like a balloon
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in Bethany.
An alien has been said to have been noticed on several instances staring at a person slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Bethany.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space may regularly be spotted trying on shoes in a Bethany house.
A space man from the cosmos can be made out over and over again ascending up from a manhole
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on a Bethany road before dawn.
A large frightening beast has now and then been perceived snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Bethany.
A massive gnu has been made out on one or two instances playing a piece of music on a guitar in a Bethany apartment.
A huge vicuna may occasionally be distinguished in a Bethany highschool at the stroke of midnight strolling the hallways.
The alien navigator of a UFO was witnessed in a flat outside Bethany.
A colossal oryx emerged trying to find a book under a parked VW in a Bethany parking lot at night.
The ghost of a mailman was spotted in a Bethany area auto part store, pacing the aisles. The appearance of the bystander scared the spirit who then faded away. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A man's body having the head of a lizard came into sight seated at the kitchen counter in a Bethany apartment guzzling root beer. The spirit talked about revenging a homicide. A local argues that this ghost may be a distinguished
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past dweller of Bethany. No matter what people exclaim, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to meet at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethany
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Ghost Sightings From Bethany
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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