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These are some lies we made up about Bessie.
A woman having a knife in her head is often distinguished floating down South Boggy Creek at midnight. A local woman asserts that this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local who used to live here in Bessie.
A drifting phantom has supposedly been made out on many instances at Buehler Dam at midnight struggling to articulate something.
The spirit of a youthful Indian combatant may repeatedly be distinguished watching cable in a Bessie living room at midnight. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a frightening phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
A space invader from Saturn can be perceived over and over again on a Bessie street late at night.
A colossal skunk has sometimes been noticed floating in the air like a cloud in Bessie.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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