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The spirit of an aged woman holding a shot gun has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions gazing wrathfully at the onlooker at Beggs Dam late in the night. Whatever people articulate, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
The spirit of a flight attendant may every so often be distinguished tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Adams Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady has repeatedly been made out in Okmulgee State Game Management Area around midnight dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
A huge dugong is repeatedly observed relaxing on a sofa in a residence outside Beggs.
A massive seal has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions around midnight sprinting after a passing car on a shadowy road near Beggs.
A space man from Venus may often be observed picking flowers in the garden of a residence in Beggs.
A space man from another solar system may be spotted often by an old woman hunting in a forest near Beggs.
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Ghost Sightings From Beggs
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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