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A massive parrot was observed heaving pieces of wood into the stream at Home Creek late in the night.
An ET from space was perceived traveling on a motorbike on a murky highway near Beaver.
A gigantic koodoo was spotted looking chilling at the entrance to Meade State Park.
A large menacing ghost was seen in a residence in Beaver. The witness was terrified and escaped. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a strapped up guy has frequently been spotted in a Beaver house. A number of of the people who live here assert this ghost might be a recognized past inhabitant of Beaver.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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