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These are some lies we made up about Battiest.
A colossal mountain goat can be spotted very frequently looking for a map mid stream in Blackwell Branch.
The martian technician of a UFO has every so often been distinguished glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Big Horseshoe Mountain very late at night.
An alien vacationer from deep space is now and then witnessed poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Battiest.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cord around her neck has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions playing a tune on a guitar in a Battiest home.
A space invader from planet Saturn can every so often be noticed in a Battiest secondary school very late at night pacing the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Battiest
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Ghost Sightings From Battiest
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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