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A space alien from Venus has sometimes been seen watching television in a Bartlesville living room in the early morning hours.
A space invader from deep space is sometimes distinguished searching through garbage cans on a Bartlesville avenue.
The ghost of a pregnant female has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions hanging in the air like a balloon in Bartlesville. Several of those who live here assert this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Bartlesville.
The ghost of a young guy wearing a winter coat has repeatedly been witnessed in a hardware store in the Bartlesville neighborhood.
An ET is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions in Johnstone Park before dawn annihilating a picture.
A very large dog may repeatedly be distinguished by Butler Creek downing blood from a glass.
Plato has once in a while been witnessed examining Limestone Draw in
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detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is sometimes observed up on the apex of The Mound swallowing milk.
An alien from Saturn has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances by Bar-Dew Dam late in the night looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another
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galaxy can now and then be made out fly fishing from the shore of Bar-Dew Lake on a dark night.
A space man was noticed climbing out from a storm drain on a Bartlesville avenue on a dark night.
A colossal leopard came into view right by Elk City State Park grasping a cranium.
A beheaded gentleman came into sight poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Bartlesville. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional reports of this precise ghost. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
Count Dracula was spotted playing a song on an accordion in a Bartlesville building.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was witnessed in a Bartlesville school on a dark night wandering the halls.
A giant finch is repeatedly made out in a mirror in a Bartlesville flat; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
An extremely large beaver is known to have been seen on frequent instances trying to locate a book by a parked
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Buick in a Bartlesville parking lot very late at night.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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