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The ghost of an airplane pilot has regularly been observed struggling to articulate something at Birch Dam in the early morning hours. A man who lives here claims that this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a former Barnsdall local person. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into after midnight.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is repeatedly seen very late at night drifting by on Birch Creek.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions pondering down at Daddy Miller Spring in the early morning hours. One of the residents steadfastly alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Barnsdall in the past.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy may often be spotted glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Barnsdall.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire may be seen often walking a Pit Bull before dawn on a shady Barnsdall lane.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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