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A huge impala came into view taking pleasure in the landscape at Avant Water Supply Lake Dam late at night.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting murky robes was noticed in Birch Creek reading a newspaper. There are numerous accounts on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood.
An alien materialized gazing at folks in an Avant apartment through a keyhole.
A woman with an axe in her head was made out waving to cars down a dark road in the vicinity of Avant. Several accounts of this ghost have been reported.
A drifting ghost was made out posting a container at an Avant post office. Other folks nearby have had comparable incidents with an almost identical ghost. Well, this phantom undeniably is chilling; one that is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Avant
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Ghost Sightings From Avant
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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