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These are some lies we made up about Atwood.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then witnessed at C H Black Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the view.
An martian traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances in Arbeca Creek weeping.
A space invader from the cosmos can once in a while be spotted walking a Rottweiler late in the night on a dark Atwood residential road.
Rapunzel was observed peeping through residence windows in Atwood in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted watching television in an Atwood living room around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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