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These are some lies we made up about Atoka.
An alien from space was perceived in a desolate place in the vicinity of Atoka.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft came into sight trying to get cars to stop alongside a dark highway right next door to Atoka.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world was seen dispatching a box at an Atoka post office.
An Anchisaurus was distinguished up on the apex of Scratch Hill reading a tabloid.
The ghost of a female having half her head gone was distinguished at Atoka Lake Dam late in the night looking for something. The ghost greeted the witness. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
A colossal kid has repeatedly been noticed studying Sand Gap in detail on a dark night.
Thumbelina is often observed by Chickasaw Creek weeping.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes can regularly be witnessed drinking fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station
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in Atoka.
A lady with a knife in her head has once in a while been observed discussing into the air as if somebody in addition was near. Anyhow, it without a doubt is a menacing phantom that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
The spirit of a young Indian fighter is once in a while noticed attempting to touch something in Chickasaw
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National Recreation Area at the ranger station.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a large axe may every now and then be noticed walking a Sheepdog late at night on a gloomy Atoka avenue. In any case, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A terrifying skeleton has often been seen staring through apartment windows in Atoka late in the night. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal duckbill is regularly seen going through trash container on an Atoka street.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances on an Atoka residential street at night.
A huge rabbit can repeatedly be noticed floating in the air like a blimp in Atoka.
Count Dracula has once in a while been witnessed looking at an old man slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Atoka.
A colossal seal has purportedly been seen on one or two instances in a grocery store in the Atoka area.
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Ghost Sightings From Atoka
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Ghost Sightings From Atoka
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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