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These are some lies we made up about Asher.
A colossal weasel has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions chucking stones into the current at Big Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can once in a while be made out trying to flag down cars along a shady road right next door to Asher.
A space man from Saturn is often made out dispatching a letter at an Asher post office.
An extremely large horse may repeatedly be perceived gulping fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Asher.
An alien from outer space can be observed often talking into the air as if someone in addition was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Asher
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Ghost Sightings From Asher
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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