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The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer became visible staring at the water by Johnson Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a young girl was witnessed pulling a body from the ice cold water of Little Turkey Creek in the early morning hours. Many reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
A mermaid has often been distinguished relaxing on a sofa in a residence in Arnett.
A gigantic koala has been said to have been spotted on several instances meditating next to a streetlight in Arnett.
An ET from planet Pluto may be distinguished very often strolling from trailer to trailer before dawn on an Arnett residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnett
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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