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These are some lies we made up about Arkoma.
A very large pony may every now and then be spotted fishing from the shore of Bailey Hill Reservoir on a dark night.
An alien from planet Jupiter was observed covering a body by a sizeable rock in Andrews Field late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy emerged by a woman fishing by a lake near Arkoma. The spirit was consumed by the air after being made out. Anyway, it's a scary phantom that is better not interrupted.
An ET from another planet was witnessed down by the water at Belle Point tossing pieces of wood.
A terrifying beast was perceived resting on a sofa in a flat in Arkoma. Panicked by the eye witnesses the phantom withdrew into the dark. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this spirit is the undead spirit of an old Arkoma local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Arkoma
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Ghost Sightings From Arkoma
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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