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These are some lies we made up about Ardmore.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has frequently been witnessed in a convenience store in the Ardmore vicinity. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man from deep space is regularly made out on a dark night checking out Redoak Hollow in detail.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been noticed on several instances hauling a human headbone down next to Hickory Falls before sunrise.
Henry VIII may be seen very often enjoying the panorama at Mountain Dam after midnight.
A huge alligator has from time to time been made out by Bear Creek attempting to articulate something.
A space invader from planet Venus is sometimes perceived trying on clothes in an Ardmore trailer.
A space man from deep space is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions crawling out of a drain hole on an Ardmore residential street on a dark night.
The
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Abominable Snowman can now and then be made out poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Ardmore.
A lady with a blue face was noticed in an Ardmore school before dawn marching the halls. Alarmed by the witnesses the phantom fled into the dark. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not upset.
A giant
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baboon was made out in a mirror in an Ardmore flat; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A sizeable frightening monster became visible looking irritably at the watcher in Chickasaw National Recreation Area by the ranger station.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was observed in a flat near Ardmore.
An alien tourist from the cosmos was seen in an Ardmore area store, marching the aisles.
A huge goat has regularly been noticed hollowing out a hole before dawn on a sidewalk in Ardmore.
Issac Newton is repeatedly made out having a seat at the dining table in an Ardmore mobile home demolishing a box.
A gargantuan orangutan is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions striding through a trailer in Ardmore.
A Tyrannosaurus may regularly be perceived marching through a mobile home near Ardmore.
A gigantic cony can be observed frequently striding through an Ardmore neighborhood churchyard.
A very large dog has now and then been perceived reading a
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pamphlet by the side of a wild highway outside Ardmore at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ardmore
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Ghost Sightings From Ardmore
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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