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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
A massive weasel was distinguished throwing stones into the stream at Coffee Creek on a dark night.
A gigantic wolf was witnessed by Hiwassee Lake Dam late at night gazing at the water.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft appeared dispatching a postcard at an Arcadia post office.
Aladdin was observed gulping regular from a pump at a refueling station in Arcadia.
An extremely large lion has repeatedly been noticed walking a Collie at midnight on a dark Arcadia residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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